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The following content is a work of in character fiction created to entertain. The views or opinions within are not that of President Mac, the EWC Staff, or anyone else for that matter. The quite frankly bad humor within should not be taken seriously at all, and besides the writer does not take it seriously so why should anyone else. Thank you and enjoy. Bottomline Michael Saint: Hello everyone and welcome to Bottomline Weekly, eh Bottomline Monthly…………..um ladies and gentlemen welcome to Bottomline whenever I fucking feel like doing it! I mean honestly who knows this could be the only time I ever do this show again. I am the one the only, the franchise of the EWC, the sexiest man alive, and YOUR MOMS FAVORITE WRESTLER Michael Saint! We have a really big show for you today! I got some pay per view predictions, hot or not, and hell an interview with the man himself Ace King! So lets get started. Wrestlefest XIX Predictions Alright lets start off with my predictions for Wrestlefest 19! For one of the biggest shows of the EWC calendar I have went with the most scientific way of choosing the winners. Outlined below 1. If a match has more than one person I know in it I will analyze and choose the winner at a random.
OPENER MATCH TWO MATCH THREE MATCH FOUR MAIN EVENT DAY TWO MATCH ONE MATCH TWO MATCH THREE MATCH FOUR DAY THREE MATCH ONE MATCH TWO MATCH THREE MATCH FOUR MAIN EVENT DAY FOUR MATCH ONE MATCH TWO MATCH THREE MATCH FOUR INTERVIEW Michael Saint: Hello and welcome to the best part of the show! Today I have the pleasure of interviewing Ace King! Ace welcome to the show! Ace King: Thank you for having me. Good to see you, by the way. Saint: So what is it like to be EWC Champion? I never held that title in my day. Ace King: Honestly? It’s everything people say it is, and more. As short as it was, my first run as Champion actually did a good job of preparing me for this second run, because it forced me to consider, and prepare for, the ups and downs that come with it, so I’ve definitely found a more consistent emotional place as opposed to going to the extremes I did when I was just starting here, and I think the results have ultimately spoken for themselves, you know? Saint: I always saw something in you Ace knew you had the ability to be a huge star here in EWC. You have came a very long way since taking on Luke Wolfe and Griffin Hawkins for the US title sir. Hell both of those guys are now retired and in the Hall of Fame! Looking back on when you started in EWC did you think this was even possible? Ace King: Not a chance. Looking back, I had absolutely no idea what to expect when I first signed, because I hadn’t really expanded my wrestling bubble that much, so to do what I’ve had the good fortune to do here is mind-boggling. Those two names you mentioned, they’ve both become good friends of mine over the years, but they were the ones I was most directly chasing when I came to Rampage, so for you to go to bat for me, the new guy, the way you did to put me in the company of those two ahead of that WrestleFest… Jesus, this is my sixth one now… I never forgot that, and it was the first sign that I might be able to do something here, so I’ll always be grateful for that. Saint: Give you a name give me your thoughts. First Killjoy Ito Ace King: Assassin. The guy hits so hard, but it feels like there’s a purpose to everything he does instead of just wildly throwing shots. I see a lot of myself in him, and he’s more than capable of standing on his own. Saint: Melody Malone Ace King: Fearless and relentless. She doesn’t leave any stone unturned, and she’s always looking for things to exploit in opponents that they themselves may not have considered, myself included. Forget any reference to her being the next generation of Friday Night Rampage and EWC, she’s here and now. Saint: Moxie Ace King: A throwback… And I don’t mean throwing him back into Lake Erie. All three names you’ve mentioned are so young, but they’re proof that there’s no one blueprint that automatically guarantees success, and Moxie’s another example of that with his smashmouth style. Saint: Xavier Reid Ace King: Tough as nails. You go through the history books, and there’s a reason our paths keep crossing: He’s strong-willed, not afraid to go to the deepest parts of his mind to push forward, and just an all-around fighter. Saint: Jordan Sharpe Ace King: Oh boy… Bound and determined to succeed, an example to others of what can happen when you put in the work. Saint: El Pablo Ace King: That’s my Day One right there. He’s honestly a big part of why this year’s been so great for me, not only with the Tag Team Championships, but just that outlet to keep myself balanced instead of going to each end of the emotional spectrum, like I mentioned earlier. Saint: Michael Saint Ace King: Tough, but fair. I remember you had your associations at the time, but as a businessman, you were almost always fair, so full credit to you. Saint: One last question Ace and I will let you go. If you could face anyone former EWC Star from the past who would it be and why is it me? Ace King: Man, that would have been interesting, wouldn’t it? There are a few names I just missed on time-wise, yourself included: Xplode, God rest him, and I’ve obviously known Ruthann for years, but we’ve never faced off… Shadow Man is another. El Chupacabra, Moses Lake, JayCee, any of them. Level-One was also on that list, but then I got to face him a couple years ago, and that was an experience… Oh, speaking of him, APW head Hurricane Jeff would be on the list, too, and obviously Pence is back here now, so our paths may well cross before too long. Saint: Ace thanks for your time it was great to have you here. Good luck at the pay per view. Ace King: Good to see you. HOT OR NOT! Hot = Ace King – As EWC Champion ( and one hell of an interview ) I would be remiss to not put you here and at the top of list. Not = Tommy Love – As someone who got those nude pictures that were going around of the guy a few months back I can say for 100% sure that this man is not at all hot. Tip of the Hat The tip of my hat this show has to go to President Mac himself. My oldest and dearest friend. You have ran this company well. Now when I say Mac is my oldest friend I am not saying I have known him longer than anyone I am saying he is the oldest person I know. Don’t worry when the nurse at the old folks home reads this I will make sure to note how she needs to read this really loud. Don’t be mad man I will always be everyone’s mothers favorite wrestler, but Mac you can always be everyone’s grandmothers favorite wrestler. Wag of the finger. The wag of my finger has to go to multiple people. Xavier Reid, Killjoy Ito, Samantha Hamilton, The Southern Express, Lorenzo, and Jason Hunter. You all have the ability to be so much more, but have decided to throw in with that asshole Tommy Love and that means y0u will not live up to whatever potential you have. Well that is it for this show. I hope you were all entertained. Thank you and have a great time. |
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